You have to know how to handle a big giant wiener my dear...that is one reason you have an asshole.

Find better lovers sweetie.

C'mon now...if you don't want that pleasure then stick to girls...or 12-year old boys (but be careful with the last one, that's illegal in most places).

No...it's not the wang's fault It's the wang owner's fault. A big wang is one of the very best pleasure you can have....especially if its in your asshole.

On some women it sure does, on others not so much. And it's not simply finding it..it's more what you do with it once you're there. That takes a little practice...not as easy as simply jerking up and down on a boner...which more than a few women have been known to do.

Communication...sometimes the best part of lovemaking. If you have a lover who has an interest in finding it you're halfway home.

You are obviously sleeping with the wrong type of guy. Never had a problem finding it..it just takes a little interest, consideration and communication with your lover.

Can you imagine...you could shove it up some girl's ass...but by the time she could complain to anyone, the evidence would be gone! And when she tried to tell anybody it was a popsicle dildo, can you imagine the strange looks she would get. How perfect is that?

I know lots of girls who can take 4 fingers..whats the big deal

Yeah...definitely a spit roast with that hot chick. Wonder if she's into that sort of thing?

Yeah, vagina...that's it! We've all seen a 10-foot vagina haven't we, and lord knows if anybody is that big a cunt it's Kanye West!

Yeah...that's it...pop her ass with penises that have little eyes and feet. That's great idea!!

Heaven - definition by Kanye....."one really cool place with lots of bling, shit to buy, and a bunch of big-dick ol' boys to pop my ass from time to time".

Well OK...i guess I'm wrong again but if you're ever at my house don't worry about the towel. I have a really good washing machine and lots of Shout to take even the worst stains out. We'll just enjoy ourselves.....ooops, I guess my mind got too much into that scene..a little spillage here!

So here we go.....you're falling into the old stereotype all brain-dead assholes become. Think about it a little bit.

Well let's just back off a minute...the banana-throwing thing is brilliant in its simplicity and the fault lies with the people who interpret it as being racist. Nothing ever needs to be said by anybody...just heave the old banana onto the pitch (or onto the ice as has happened in a professional hockey game) and see…

And as we all know...its great to have something nice to suck on.

Those are the type people you want to let your dog fuck in the ass!

Horsehit!

Getting the fucking period towel ruins any spontaneity there might have been.....