Can you imagine...you could shove it up some girl's ass...but by the time she could complain to anyone, the evidence would be gone! And when she tried to tell anybody it was a popsicle dildo, can you imagine the strange looks she would get. How perfect is that?

I know lots of girls who can take 4 fingers..whats the big deal

Yeah...definitely a spit roast with that hot chick. Wonder if she's into that sort of thing?

Yeah, vagina...that's it! We've all seen a 10-foot vagina haven't we, and lord knows if anybody is that big a cunt it's Kanye West!

Yeah...that's it...pop her ass with penises that have little eyes and feet. That's great idea!!

Heaven - definition by Kanye....."one really cool place with lots of bling, shit to buy, and a bunch of big-dick ol' boys to pop my ass from time to time".

Well OK...i guess I'm wrong again but if you're ever at my house don't worry about the towel. I have a really good washing machine and lots of Shout to take even the worst stains out. We'll just enjoy ourselves.....ooops, I guess my mind got too much into that scene..a little spillage here!

So here we go.....you're falling into the old stereotype all brain-dead assholes become. Think about it a little bit.

Well let's just back off a minute...the banana-throwing thing is brilliant in its simplicity and the fault lies with the people who interpret it as being racist. Nothing ever needs to be said by anybody...just heave the old banana onto the pitch (or onto the ice as has happened in a professional hockey game) and see…

And as we all know...its great to have something nice to suck on.

Those are the type people you want to let your dog fuck in the ass!

Horsehit!

Getting the fucking period towel ruins any spontaneity there might have been.....

Well then we either have to get you into a proper apartment with its own washer and dryer or buy you a hell of a lot more towels! Either way it sounds like it might be fun....and then there's always the period sex!

Get a rubber mattress cover...don't let a simple problem ruin your fun!

You are talking my language...why have I never met you!

Well we have to find a way to get rid of those cramps...don't want to see you compromised at all!

Most women have a soft spot for Madonna...it's called their cunt!

The entire UK population is still in the slightly iffy territory.

If you ever need a second fuck friend...there's more than one guy in the world who eats a lot of pussy!