Those can’t be Trump’s...they’re not made in fucking China!

Has there ever been a bigger ass on an American President? Or as an American President?

Trump once gave Melania a gift of a change purse made from Jewish foreskins. She was disappointed until he said “watch this”! He rubbed the change purse a couple of times and it turned into a suitcase.

Mike and Mother don’t fuck standing up...it might lead to dancing!

Too late for that!