I obviously want the Dems to take the Senate.

Yeahhhh, sorry about that. We’ve been getting some glitches in the Maple Matrix and it’s producing some abnormalities... Justin Bieber, Doug Ford, this fuckin’ guy....

The Kindertransport program should remain a badge of great pride for the UK - and an unforgivable stain for the US.

Let’s put his blatant racism aside for just a second and ask ourselves: should someone as incompetent at basic, Constitutional law be allowed to serve as Secretary of State, much less governor? How utterly brain-dead fuckheads like Kemp and Kobach ever got elected in the first place is beyond baffling.

This is textbook justification.

Presumably there are not many books available at distant antarctic outposts and Savitsky is a lover of literature.

It’s fucking horrible. The writing is terrible. Takes purple prose to another level. And it’s gross.

Hawthorne’s an acquired taste but once he’s in your system...

Oh man, I feel very validated that someone just wanted to be taken away from the shittiness of middle/high school. 

Let him serve a few terms in Texas and then run for president, and then he can rack up all those sweet Texas electoral votes!

Larson took some of the plot from Schulman, and spoiler alert, also “plagiarized” Puccini, I guess, because some of the show is based on La Boheme. Schulman didn’t (and couldn’t) take legal action because Larson didn’t use any of her material word-for-word. He incorporated some general plot points, and general plot…

I still can’t get over the bald fact that Trump, the American president, responded to a guy shooting up Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood with an AR-15, with the comment that we need to arm our houses of worship.

I think about him so much now and how humanity is just failing to live up to his example--the fact that this happened there is chilling. 

I think you’ve forgotten about the mass shooting at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas in 2017.

Everything Trump and #MAGA related has to be swept aside and damned before we can stop calling ourselves as a complete failure as a society.

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

Lately whenever I see anything vaguely post-apocalyptic, I chuckle at how any scenario that absolutely required getting my 3 year old to stay focused and follow any sort of instructions would result in our deaths within about 5 fucking seconds.

You’re a bit confused there. Nixon is the only President to refuse lifetime Secret Service protection, and he did it in 1996.

I never thought Will and Jada were bearding for each other. I think they’re bisexual swingers, which is not the same thing. I don’t think either one of them cares about the sex of their partners. I also think they’ve been insufferable for years but people have only recently started to notice because neither of them…

She’ll be proficient in small blades as well.