Sorry but Gwyneth is super pretty and I wish I looked exactly like her. I can't hate her no matter how much some people try to say I should.

I miss being small enough to sit on the counter while my mom baked cookies.

GOD DAMN that baby is so cute!!!!

I don't know. I think feet are the ugliest parts of the human body but I nearly passed out when I saw those cute fucking tootsies! I literally gasped when that foot filled my screen. Wanting to nibble them was MY FIRST INSTINCT!!!!!!

Chubby irresistible feet

It's a book made out of soft vinyl that usually only has 4 or 5 pages and mostly colorful pictures. They float and are durable, so they're good for entertaining kids.

Not as much as I yearn for the days when my children were that small.

Velvety-smooth baby skin is one of the best tactile experiences you'll ever have.

That expression is what heaven feels like.

Bond with babies wherever. They love it.

The same reason they'd say she smells like weed. My black, 17 year old self could have written that. Trust, if it came from Emma Watson, 5 years ago, they wouldn't be acting so incredulous.

Since a lot of people her age are applying college and competing for scholarships, I have no trouble believing that she could have written it. I could have written that at her age. My college application essays kicked serious ass.

I only know who she is because my 10 year old watched her Disney (Nickelodeon?) show.

Why is that whenever someone (usually a POC/a woman/or a youth) gets praise for being eloquent there is always a comment in a rush to dismiss their eloquence and attribute to someone else. I never really notice this happening when WMs write something halfway literate.

So this is what happens when you win the goddamn genetic lottery.

Watching the network coverage, the campaign has clearly has an impact. And Jimmy Kimmel offered some gender neutral questions that played me, including "What are you going to be for Halloween?" and "How long do you think it would take to eat your car?"

HANDSOME MAN ALERT

Well done. Beautifully coordinated. A++

Fighting_Polish, on Hollywood's biggest night, WHO ARE YOU WEARING

Don't get me wrong - very cool gossip, if true - just think she can do far better.