I’m a generic 6’3” white guy and could dunk fairly easily through my 20s. I’m betting Brady can dunk.

Deadspin on how to do journalism:

“Boys, if they want to learn how to tie slipknots and make fire, will do so in an atmosphere steeped in straight male Christianity. Girls, if they want to sell cookies and go camping, will soak up messages about empowerment, diversity, and social activism”

Good point man. Please explain what are the qualities of a good political leader, and why those preclude people from becoming successful businessmen.

Hey, exactly like the progressive left.

Yes, it’s ok to prefer Spaghetti-O’s over real pasta and Pop Tarts over Tiramisu. But I’m still gonna mock you for it cuz it’s funny

This argument always strikes me as sort of paradoxical. If I’m a depressed person, won’t this logic leave me utterly isolated as everyone around me who I’m bringing down abandons me?

Hey I think you fools are censoring my comments for pointing out your privilege. Not cool, man

Deadspin should be more unabashedly in support of the idea that most Americans are racists douche bags. If they were, it would draw a more hilarious contrast with their bourgeoise privilege. I would enjoy that.

The ongoing problem with this argument... Who specifically do you want to put up hundreds of millions of dollars to make a blockbuster movie that is not helmed by a famous actor? This would be an enormous financial risk for people whose careers and futures hinge on not producing massive failures. One high profile flop…

You could not have done a better job of proving his point than this post. This is a masterpiece.