One very happy and satisfied lady here in a long-term marriage. I just asked my husband, whom I adore and desire, whether we should incorporate lingerie. He said, “Why? It just gets in the way.”

“an unnecessary media circus and personal security threat that serves no purpose other than to harass and embarrass her.”

I know. I’m historically a Labour supporter (until recently) and so I have no problem with socialist policies, but I find ‘socialists’ to be a troublesome bunch. I think anyone who’s firmly on one side has issues.... the ideal is to take the bits that work from each ‘ism’ and discard the rest.

One of my best friends and former roommate is from Venezuela and she’s a Bernie supporter. Anything can/will fail under corrupt leadership. I think the last thing Bernie is is corrupt. Plus we already have forms of socialism here. We just need to expand our definition of what is considered basic human rights.

I just bought a Star Wars nightgown for 15 bucks at Walmart to make him laugh. Do you think that counts?

Can we also have an extension that changes “anti-vaxxer” to “pro-disease”?

This is what I generally use now in place of pro-life. But I’ve also been known to use the term “forced birth” as well.