Trump thinks that his wild, insane gestures are not noticed because on top of having a tiny brain, he also has tiny hands.

This is a reality show I might actually watch.  “Rich assholes change their own oil, and other menial tasks.”

“Trump Shuttle planes were good. Great. The best. They were made out of the black box. The whole plane! It always survives the crash, so I said, ‘Why don’t you make the whole plane out of that stuff?’ The experts said I was crazy, but did you ever hear of a Trump Shuttle crashing? Never happened, folks, never…

I do... shhh.

It works I bet, she just makes you keep looking for it over and over again.

- Are you rich enough to own several g-spots? (Are you able to lie about it?)

He owns some cars too. I’d like to see him do a fucking oil change.

Oh yeah? If it’s true that being around something for a long time means that you’re an expert on it, then why is it I still have don’t have any idea how my wife’s g-spot works?

holy shit, I didn’t think the worst among us would be the most influential in the real world

“As if it’s a big plus that he reads books,”

I see Ashley is wearing another dress from her “Salute to the greatest World War II warship dazzle camouflage patterns” collection.

This is strange, but the more I think about it, the more I’m starting to believe that the Loughlins may be the stupidest of this group.

You love to sit across bright people who want to charm and impress you, it’s a tremendous ego boost, but bullshitters do great in interviews,

Why is it surprising that the Trojans would admit people who shouldn’t have gotten in?

People knew that the rich bought their way into the elite schools; I think the shock is the use of a middleman, elaborate cheating schemes, and bribing what is effectively the “middle-management” at the colleges rather than just paying for a new library. After all, Yale could use an international airport.

If neocons don’t like being called neocons, maybe they would prefer being called imperialist, racist assholes?

I had some idiot arguing with me in the comments of another article that if the kids didn’t know of the malfeasance, that they have entered into a contract with the school and can’t just be expelled, and besides there is no evidence that the kids wouldn’t have gotten in on their own merits anyway.

As someone working with at least a dozen nepotism hires at my local office, there is nothing more entertaining than saying “Yeah, nepotism is a real problem around here” and then watch them dance for the next half hour explaining how A) Yeah, it’s a problem and B) They are the exception.

She’s just continuing the McCain family tradition of getting undeserved positions due to nepotism.

The stigma against community colleges really, REALLY needs to fucking die.