rumhammered
RumHammered
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I’m offended, by, the commas.

To me, everything hit rock bottom when a thread, I visited, contained words

To be fair, Abortion and Masturbation are words that pretty frequently come to mind when discussing the Pirates. 

Dibs on Abortion Minded Mothers for my hardcore band.

Can I take this opportunity to brag about the commenters here? They rock. They’re one of the main reasons I frequent this site so much. I’ll even read boring posts or posts about soccer (yuck) just to get to the comments.

I forget what that’s called, but it’s something like “socialized risk, private profits.” Banks make me crazy. If I won the lottery, I would start a Building and Loan, like in “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

By design, they’re always doing great. Turns out that predatory lending practices during the good times and bailouts when you fuck up is a pretty damn good business plan.

Hamilton, this is a soup spoon. It’s meant for consuming liquid or mostly liquid foods.

Fucking Tomatoface. Doesn’t he have anything else better to do?

Seriously though, “Bob Cuckhorn” is pretty funny.  I feel like the dad trying not to laugh at the principal when he complains to you about your kid’s funny ass prank.

Pool photo from today’s Technology briefing…

LOL. America can go to eleven.

Of course, it’s still tough though. My dad is a true piece of shit and I still am torn to pieces when I have to stand up to him.

Right? That’s what chaps my ass so much about all of these people.

> “These illegal NDAs translate one-time engagement in the political process into a lifetime of allegiance to everything related to Trump, and punish victims and whistleblowers when they speak out.” 

In that same vein of questioning...

If the Republicans wan to recruit more women, they should just grab them by the pussy.

Yes but, will the tax plan, in some small way, keep money away from programs that benefit “the blacks”, jews, welfare queens, mexicans, liberals, gays, abortionizers, muslims, green energies, gun control, the elites wait not the elites they worked hard to earn every penny they got, the liberal elites, beatniks,

ha, i had forgotten that atrocity. Jebus, that was so bad and its already memory holed. Thanks for remembering it. 

To anyone who thought the GOP’s tax reform was going to give more money to anyone except ultra rich individuals and corporations: