That's what they get for Peking early.

We never accept and they were accepting and that is unacceptable.

now is a good time to trade guys away, since with taxes coming up you should be looking for de-Duck-tions

Half shields fog absolutely terribly! I wore one for 2 games my first year of juniors and abandoned it right away. The full shields are no different. The other problem is sweat that lands on the shield when you get hit. Watch any NHL player at the end of a shift and the first thing he’s doing is wiping the inside of…

Many do but it’s not mandatory, which is kind of crazy. They’re cheaper and way less fucking painful than implants, that’s for sure.

US oil subsidies? Think US Military.

Hey, since you have to have some trouble reading, I’ll quote the relevant portion of the post here:

And, that is the most troubling thing about it. He’s done so much shit, that you tend to ignore the “little” things. Obama gets dinged for wearing a light colored suit, meanwhile....

“You get into really bad territory when people start wondering if the president has put the government up for sale.”

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

Ooooh! Here we go again, folks! Let’s take yet another trip down the patented Trump Stages of Denial!

There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.  Everything he posts is such an obvious attempt to look like he’s more manly and important, but is so clearly done in the hopes that Donald…

This is their story:

There is no justice in the world that his lifestyle hasn’t caused him to keel over by now. Longevity is largely genetic and his parents were old as shit when they died. 

The only problem for the nation is if he gets dementia, no one will be able to tell the difference!

I reckon no doctor wants to touch his balls so they are like, “Ya healthy” right when he walks in the exam room.

You guys are running neckbeard-and-neckbeard with Indiana, and that shouldn’t be a point of pride.

Why is every single elected official out of Iowa a fucking moron on even the most basic issues? You guys are running neckbeard-and-neckbeard with Indiana, and that shouldn’t be a point of pride. It’s amazing that Grassley can even put on his fucking shirt in the morning, much less write a fucking letter. And this…