Can you smell what my engine fire is cookin'??!!!

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Show me on the doll where the college touched you.

Well at least he took appropriate measures to protect himself from dishpan hands.

I’ve tried the Clef du Vin. It mellows out wine by catalyzing the oxidation of tannins making a wine less astringent. It’s the same reaction that happens over time as oxygen diffuses into the bottle naturally. Only useful for wines that benefit from aging.

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Goodell: Two games!

616k now. Way to go society :)

Looks like its curtains for her.

When asked to comment, Miami Dolphins tight end Jordan Cameron said “Nah, you guys have got it all backwards.”

“Being someone who has been cheated on is not a rebuttal for other people in different situations”

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

Back in the early days of facebook when people were still using it to browse for randos, I got asked out twice by facebook poke. Why I accepted a date that started as a poke exchange, I’ll never know. (Only one of those times was by a guy, to be fair.)

Not a blown leaf:

I think the intro to genocide is slick, especially as the intro get’s more sinister as it ends and genocide just drops. I love it. I love the transitions and mix of genres. I think this just comes down to a personal feel thing here. Nothing wrong with either of our thoughts.

I understand the platform that we are on. I do. It appears to be wood. With some stairs. And a podium. I understand that. What I can’t, for the life of me, figure out is why there has to be so goddamn many logos back there.