This is fantastic Kinja

The suspense is killing me!!! can you please tell us what sexual organ it is?

Ill take paw patrol anyway. My kids hooked on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I swear to god i fucking yell at the TV every time he says “Do you guys see the clue anywhere?”

Side-note, I knew a blind-kid in our school who was amazing at video games. Sega Genesis/PS1 (as far as I knew him through that era). He beat tons of video games just by sound and button mashing and remembering what to do/what not to do.

Not to mention I can smell parsnips on a white person a mile away.

Just when I think humanity cannot get more stupid......this becomes a thing.

Selfie sticks everywhere. Well that is how i pictured S. Korea to be like. Glad I was right.

Worse is Chicagos John Paxton declined to trade tyrus Thomas, luol deng, k hinrich, and andres nocioni for Kobe......such a smart move by paxson.......

Oh deer....

Beautiful

What in the FUCK? Corona comes in a Can?

Have you seen the Brown’s video pitch to Peyton? Its pretty Amazing.

Aaron rodgers won the Super Bowl with a lackluster squad.

Have siri read the cast back to you

Oh man i completely forgot about the countless hours i lost playing Twisted metal 1 + 2. The eiffel tower level with sweet tooth and blowing up the Eiffel tower were vague childhood memories that you just rehashed. Thank you kind sir.

Im curious how japanese letters get spaced? That looks like one long run on sentence string of letters. Is there a punctuation mark in there I am not noticing for spacing out words from letters? Complex alphabet indeed.

You cynical fuck! Damnit, you made me spill my coffee on my bluetooth apple keyboard.........

Penii*

This is why i love Europe. Anyone in the car can drink as long as the driver is sober.

I don’t see that as being douchey at all. If all day everyday anytime someone sees you (and as recognizable as Blake is), people want to high five you, sometimes you just want to be left alone.