My momma always told me, stupid is as stupid do—-*CAR CRASH*

Microsoft released its new hands free method of unlocking their Surface Pro 5’s

I immediately thought of that kid with the clock story, but it sounds like this teacher said it in a jokingly fashion. A terrible and distastefuljoke, but it shouldn’t be frowned upon as much as an islamophobic situation.

Go fuck your own asshole with a cactus you bitch ass bitch @JasonHeyward

Stephon Marbury, KG, Brent Barry, and Gary Payton with 150+ points in a game. Classic.

What do English people use as a gay slur since fags are cigarettes there?

I know i feel old when this is a sentence that is widely accepted by people (Minus the rape part) and is coherent and understandable.

December 7, 2015-Safespaces tries to make a point. Fails. Miserably.

Refs were just looking out for their own, this man had a large wager on Clemson and didn’t want to take a chance in OT.

What was the man whose face was being eaten doing? Were they passed out? Did he attempt to stop the man? What type of seasoning did the face eater use on the face? So many questions I have....

What’s your odds on being able to take Jeff in a fight?

Well, he did say shoot.

Why does someone break into your home.......to hurt your family? No. To steal things that might be of value. Im not going to go on hypotheticals, because how are you going to verify that the burglar in your home is indeed a burglar. Will you confront them before you shoot them? Will you verify the fact it is a…

You do realize over 80% of break-ins result in non-violence confrontations, even if they people are at home.

Greg Hardy does P/T Security for the Stadium now?

Jeep lets you unlock your car via uconnect app on your phone if you left the fob in the car.

Whats rirruto?

Durant has one of the most solid shots I have seen in years, minus steph. When he was playing at Texas you could see he was a stud. They should’ve gone after the shooter versus the 18 year old who looked 40 and spoke like a 13 year old teenage girl. Hindsight is 20/20 but Durant is a franchise player you could’ve…

Just think if ISIS started a boy band.....oh my god how many teenage recruits they would have.