Here’s your problem right here:

Sorry. Anyone that tells me to do something based on something they seen on Facebook, my immediate reaction to them is “Go fuck yourself”

That’s what she said!

When asked what Master P meant by his quote, the ghost of ODB simply said “Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ye”

I'm with you on this considering she had front row seats. What if a bat shard came her way?

Can you use external HDD now? I got my Xbox one on day 1 release and that feature was not allowed at the time. Granted i don't play it that often anymore (Time thing, nothing against the console) but i was thrown back when i read you couldn't use USB HDD for extra storage to save games.....sounded ridiculous since the…

Dear god THAT AGILITY!

I don’t get how being upstaged by Big L is a diss though. Had Big L not been mistakenly killed, he easily could have been #1/#2 best rapper alive.

Great to know, thanks for the response!

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I wouldn’t 100% conclude that she’s pregnant. Its Texas after all, maybe just fat around the belly.

Nice list. I would add Rainmaker for windows that allows you to add a bunch of customizable widgets that give you loads of information, or as little information as you want it to display.

Harley, you forgot your first step: Get super, super, super baked.

I would hope the government would come up with a better acronym than MANPADS......

Oh don’t even get me started on dihydrogen monoxide......My parents went to a hotel in Vegas and they installed a new dihydrogen monoxide filter in their Brita tank...OF ALL PLACE!?!?!?!

Side-note, on stouts, I haven’t had a better stout yet than Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. Especially after a year-two aging and a good 12-15% alcohol. That shit is heaven. Hoppin frog is a close second for me in the stouts category.

Im honestly surprised no Stone/Lagunitas or Bell’s made your list.

I get its a joke but why is that a bad thing?

Where can i watch NFL Thursday Night in spanish? That announcer is so much better than Phil Simms

Someone needs to make AdBlock Pro for TV’s. That would make me happy against this stupid DFS shit