That and I hate the fact that my mind wanders to imagining how anyone could have sex with him. I mean...ugh. He’s got Mr. Burn’s body, that weird ghost-child face, that terrible voice, the way he moves his mouth...just. God, Ivanka isn’t even pretty with all the plastic surgery she has had so I guess they’re at least…

Every time he opens his mouth, I hear Gilbert Gottfried (thanks John Oliver!)

You are right, although they should get grief. When I think of the blood, sweat, and tears I (and many of my classmates, who are truly brilliant) shed to get accepted, it is absolutely galling to know that this prime example of mediocrity was able to simply buy his way in, which also means he took a spot from…

The Ken-doll embodiment of “Well, actually...” FTFY.

I feel like “well actually”, is reserved for know it all types. He’s kind of a know nothing. He reminds me of this lady at my last job. She was a partner on the design side. She’d ask you a question and then walk off in the middle of you answering. You were so beneath her that she didn’t even have time to formally end…

That puts the stylist in a different kind of danger, though, as offering services in someone’s home is a separate type of licensing. If someone reported them (say, a fellow stylist who is bitter that someone else is breaking the order), they could lose their license. Also: Don’t be a shit and put your stylist’s health…

This is the same ol’ tactic. Get opposing groups of people to battle each other to distract them from turning on an administration that has thrown society as a whole into the jaws of disaster. Had Trump and his goonies actually been competent in dealing with the crisis, maaaaybe the hardships and suffering could have…

I think a big part of these protestors is that it all seems very abstract to them. People with these “values” have basically an inability to process empathy from anywhere exactly outside themselves. Since they aren’t directly affected by the virus they don’t care. It’s some nebulous thing that hasn’t yet made a true…

I thought ParKaren was when a bunch of men jump furiously from one thing to another yelling, “ParKaren! ParKaren!” I could be mistaken, though.

My username says it all.

I have never seen a mask so improve a person’s looks.

Dear Lawd I just cringe anytime I hear that a workplace is a “family”.

So if this unnamed valet does infect Trump and he dies because of the ‘rona, will the valet's statue show him heroically coughing?

I mean, if God’s got time to send in the murder hornets, maybe they could do us a solid on the side

I’m early 40s now (still makes me choke), and one of the best gifts my partner gave me was to adopt an IDGAF attitude towards my job. Yes, I care about my career in that I want to pay my bills and be more comfortable, and I’m a lawyer, so I have to care about my clients and building a practice to a certain extent or I…

Still can’t wait to hear the magic words:

Indeed, it is a lie. This pandemic is making it even more painfully obvious how fucked up the game really is for the average person. There may still be some hope of changing it, buuuuut....maybe not.

Hopefully it spreads like wildfire killing off every single one of the vile fucking racist fascists pigs that have support and protected the agenda of Mein Drumpf.
I hate the idea that this will all end by just voting them out. WAAAAAAAY too easy on these mother fuckers.

The corona virus won’t infect trump for the same reason you never hear about sharks attacking lawyers:  Professional Courtesy.

I would say that if you are a consumer of social media, especially Facebook and Instagram, it would be good to step away from that. I have to keep reminding my daughter that Instagram is all about posting photos of your supposedly best life to make others feel ‘lesser than’ and anxious that they don’t have the same…