I worked for a man who ran a business his grandfather started. He was so profoundly helpless and stupid. His poor assistant had to handle his personal life because he literally didn’t know how to do anything. When his kid broke his arm, neither he or his wife knew how to access their own insurance cards or what to do. …

Trump supporters hate immigrants, LGBT and  poor people waaay more than they care about this country. They couldn’t care less about Trump’s shady dealings.

A couple of my friends use psychics, and for the most part I think it’s super harmless and they are just paying someone to reassure them that things will get better. What chaps my hide are the ones with no medical training who give advice. I can’t remember if I’ve told this story before, but I told a client I was…

Yes! He cheated in the middle of the strip club in front of a ton of witnesses, and she called off the wedding. All the tabloids had pics of this empty, fully decorated venue. Can’t remember if it was for the rehearsal dinner or the actual reception, now. 

Don’t forget cheating on Jennifer Lopez with thre stripper at his bachelor party! 

I live in a rapidly gentrifying city with skyrocketing rents. I was at an event where a man was mocking his employees complaining about being unable to afford a place to live. Someone asked “What’s an apartment, $800? That’s completely reasonable! They’re ridiculous.” Another woman quietly said, “If you’re paying them…

wow, people are nuts!

I’m white, and I don’t think I’ve ever touched anyone’s hair unless I was dating  them. Or if I was cleaning up a messy child. Seriously it’s super fucking weird

I’m loving this trend of loose fitting, draped dresses. They look so comfortable and chic. 

I had such high hopes for that movie! Thurgood Marshall was a fascinating man, and I wanted to understand how he developed into such a courageous person, and how his family and friends reacted to his work. Instead we got scene after scene of Josh Gad swimming at his club and talking to his neighbors and wife.

I was looking for office space and someone pulled that! The price was too good to be true, and every time I called he was on his boat or called out of town. He told me the door was unlocked and just to look at it myself. The only time he could meet me was like 4:00pm on the 31st, and I needed to be in a new office by…

I used to work in the Whole Body section of Whole Foods, and periodically someone would start screaming at me from another asisle that the smell of soap and candles was too overwhelming for them and they would demand I carry items over to them for them to look at and consider purchasing. Sometimes they would demand…

I was a film major in my undergrad and all my teachers fucking RAVED about that movie, but I avoided it, bc I knew it would skeeve me out too much.  Then one of my teachers included that scene in a montage without warning and I was so pissed! If I’d known it was coming I’d have shut my eyes.

I’ve read both her autobiographies, and she seems incredibly lovely and genuine. She is remarkably self aware about her own issues and very forgiving of her mentally ill parents. 

I’m self employed as an acupuncturist. It’s not perfect...a huge chunk of my day is really just listening to the manufactured problems of needy rich white women. But then there’s the elderly client who can now walk without a cane and drive herself, or the woman who hasn’t had a migraine in almost 3 months. And it’s…

A reference to the surrealist movie “ Un Chien Andelou”, where someoneappewrs to take a razor blade to an eyeball

When I lived in TX, which was abstinence only, I went to grad school with women who didn’t know the most basic facts about their cycle, hygiene or pregnancy. It was alarming. 

When I went to college in the 80s, my mom wanted me to be a journalist or a librarian, because those were the most stable jobs she could imagine. Bizarre to see how quickly both those fields changed 

Right? At first I wasn’t entirely sure it was fake, because I couldn’t figure out why she would agree to be the asshole who publicly screwed over her BFF’s family.

I just had a consult and my MD said “OK, before you say anything, yes, it was ABUSED by Michael Jackson, that’s why he died. Don’t google anything about colonoscopies it will make you insane. You’ll be fine.”