Oh my god, that’s glorious 

When I was working on a project, this guy started telling stories that were lifted word for word from Bill Maher’s novel. I’m probably the only other person to have read it. Of course, since I’m a dick, I told everyone, and we spent the rest of the project talking about the time the we were walking home in a ham…

I tried to post pics but I guess I’m not allowed bc I’m gray 

I’m currently living in it. My neighborhood is gentrifying and rents tripled in the last year. Landlords in this area must pay a settlement if they kick out residents in order to renovate the building, so instead they are trying to force everyone to leave by not repairing anything or treating the mouse infestation. I…

A local boutique liquor store offers gift registry and a few of my friends have used it over the years. I think it would be really fun. Depending on your tastes, you could register for the ingredients to certain cocktails or do a retro or seasonal theme. And then throw a huge cocktail party to share it all. And it’s…

Her mother works in the registrar office of a college. She really shouldn’t be allowed around students if she holds these extreme views. I wonder how many gay kids she made so unwelcome  that they decided not to enroll? Or were shamed into staying closeted at school? 

Off the top of my head, SOap, Happy Endings, Broad City, & Rosanne all has gay Jewish characters. I’m sure there’s more I aim not aware of. 

I agree with.  I work in KS, and ended up at an event where Kobach gave an impromptu campaign speech and spent most of it gushing excitedly about playing golf with Trump. I thought, “Well of course those two wildebeests are friends.”

I met Bobcat Golthwaite and told him how much I loved Florence Henderson in his movie “Shakes the Clown.” He said, “Oh, she is the coolest!”

Seriously. My older brother and I were only allowed educational toys and limited TV, snacks and sugar. Midlife Baby ate pizza and Diet Coke for breakfast and watched R rated movies in 3rd grade

I worked at Whole Foods and this happened ALL DAY LONG. I can’t tell you how many pans and bulk bins had to be emptied every day after someone stuck their bare hands into it., or licked something and put it back.  I share office space now, and my fellow tenants laugh at me because I disinfect everything, even the…

I have hyper vigilance from living with crazy, angry parents, so I am “sensitive” in that I notice EVERYTHING, whether I want to or not, and get vibes and size  people & situations up immediately. I keep my opinions to myself now, but when I was younger, people would say I was psychic bc I’d make casual comments like…

Holy fucking shit

Ha! I assumed you meant Jackie Collins and I got super excited that there were some trashy Mrs. Maisel novels!

She is probably blacklisted from every good salon for treating staff like shit and not tipping. 

I don’t really understand how the behavior of Jenner’s stalker could only be a misdemeanor! It’s fucking terrifying 

It’s disordered eating with no basis in science or nutrition. Grains are high in B vitamins and fiber and carbs fuel your brain, central nervous system and muscles! Depriving yourself of everything you enjoy unsustainable and likely to just make you binge out later 

I’m fairly fluent in Douchebro (lived in both LA & Austin) and even I’m baffled.

I think this may be my favorite comment ever

So far, $2 million has been pledged to whomever runs against her. I hope this ends her career