step 1: delete all social media accounts

I only wish she had a product to push.

What a shitstick. Hates his car but pawns it off to a friend, enslaving him forever as his personal driver?

1. Avoid DC. We throw salt on the roads the way food/drink retailers promote Pumpkin Spice: gleefully, aggressively, and with no understanding of moderation.

I’ll be gifting my hoarder parents “The More of Less” (https://smile.amazon.com/More-Less-Finding-Under-Everything/dp/1601427964/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1479247858&sr=8-2&keywords=be+more+with+less

With our luck, Minmay will be played by Willow Smith a decade from now.