Word.

Hahaha, me too. Possibly I was also hangry. Respect.

Dotard knows more about stochastic terrorism than anyone. Many people have said. Believe me.

Thirsty much? Here you go.

The Dem establishment will squabble amongst themselves while the DNC sets the stage for Hillary: Electric Boogaloo.

/s

Don’t worry (shhhhhh...), Q’s on it.

... holy shit.

You rock my world Milty!

That’s the one!

Righty-o.

All he had to say was pizza... sheesh!

Soooo... you’ll likely never see this considering it’s the eve of five years since you posted this, but my friend’s twentysomething daughter is a server/barmaid (yep they call them that) in an Irish-themed pub outside of Boston and she literally names all three of those. NYE and St. Paddy’s for drunks, Mother’s Day…

Play a video and pause it at random a few times. Butthole mouth.

Like these lovely, completely sane folks?

Bootstraps, people!

Nailed it.

That is so sad.

This is a true statement.