Gets better, Trump didn’t bother to find out how the guy was doing afterwards.

You had me at “Bitch, please”.

I aim to please.

I’m sorry, news reporters/journalists, but y’all are seriously dropping the ball on not calling out Don when he says wild shit like this.

How dare that old man get his blood on that nice expensive floor!

Donny would’ve filled his Depends® at the sound of the first gunshot.

Our country is led by the weak, self serving and cowardly. The pigs standing outside HAD guns and did nothing (maybe because there wasn’t an unarmed Black man inside selling CDs). The only think Dump is good at is spreading his cheeks for Russia.

“born a whole bitch”.... 🤣

Trump on how he responds to a crisis in real life:

I’m at work trying my damndest to remain professional...and failing badly.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,”

“I really want this punk-ass president to stop believing himself to be a superhero. It’s one thing to ask teachers to carry guns, but it’s a whole other thing to make-believe yourself into a tough guy when you were born a whole bitch....”

I Would’ve Ran Driven My Golf Cart Into Florida School Without Gun Before Getting Stuck In The Corridor And Backing Out

I believe him. Yup.

I mean, his fat ass couldn’t run if the Angel Of Death was right behind him.

“I really want this punk-ass president to stop believing himself to be a superhero.”

Anyone can talk the talk instead of walk the walk—especially a pathological liar like Orange Dumbass. He would’ve ran away as “fast” as his fat ass would allow it.

I mean, him “running” is already such a distortion of reality that my brain can’t accept any of the other words that follow

Motherfucker wouldn’t have gotten half way to the door before having a coronary. Stop trying to pretend you’re a hero, you Kentucky Fried Turd.