He’s gonna be busy. Nothing personal. Too many invites.

All the stars.

I think you have to interview with the group of older uncles who will be on the grill first. They might have you sit on the sideline of your first cookout and observe before they let you in the game. Even if they don’t let you on the smoker for your first cookout, still offer to do some prep.

Barack Obama

The only one on there i used to fuck with is Steve Harvey.

Does a white guy who knows how to properly smoke brisket, pork butt and ribs get an invitation? Asking for a friend...

This whole situation is peak Gold Medal territory for the Stupid Olympics. What a world we live in.

Two words:

Of course Pence needs someone to reset his mousetrap. He doesn’t know how it works.

I really don’t see how “special training is needed for a grown ass adult (let alone a fucking teacher) to just learn that this shit is wrong. You should just know that already as a human adult.

Oh no, you’re good! You just got me thinking about things I hate. :)

Oh, I apologize if it looked like I was defending this or any other childish actions by “adults.” I’m not. I was only lamenting that the rules (like don’t hit/touch others) are made clear early in a person’s life and should be fortified by their caregivers and that there’s not really a good excuse to not abide by them.

Adults are just kids who got bigger. They are going to keep doing stupid things if they never got checked, i.e., parenting. “Growing up” is a mindset. That’s the root of many of societies ills, after all. The worst part is Kindergarten Rules cover about 90% of all interpersonal contact.  

If better training helps, great. Honestly, I don’t think teachers should need any special training to know that it’s inappropriate to engage in that sort of behavior, since it ought to be perfectly obvious in the first place.

Oh fuck that. Christ, can adults just, like, NOT indulge in the same sort of silly-ass taboo-breaking thrillseeking that children do?

I won’t say we should invite her to the cookout, but I would gladly send her a sympathetic sweet potato pie.

She so dumb...they didn’t even know it was her. She done changed her profile pic and tried to claim her 2.5 seconds of fame. I woulda just giggled every day and kept it moving.

Here, you can time it with this...

I’m just waiting for all the free speech bros to vehemently fight for Juli like they fight for law enforcement officers and the like posting confederate flags and things like this:

Juli Briskman: “When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong” Honorable Mention Award-Winner