How about one for adults that says "IT'S TIME TO PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN" every 10 minutes?

Bigly.

I don't comment often, but when I do it's 5 months later.

That's a lot of typing you did there.

Ewww.

Why'd he wait so long?

NO WAY!

The night Princess Diana died, I found out when I stopped by my mom's house
looking for free food. She was watching some live, interrupting-your-usually-scheduled-program, news. Police lights, tickers, and solemn reporters. She tells me Princess Diana has been killed in a crash while fleeing the paparazzi. Sad, but I…