The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Seriously. I usually have to poop more when I have too much coffee, not beg Mark Zuckerberg for money.

the fuck kind of coffee are you drinking

Get a better hero.

She still really is an awful person. Do you know of her career before the tv show? Look into it. She loves accusing Black male celebrities of being gay (cuz that’s so shameful, ya know) and has always been the most mean-spirited, negative gossip spreader about the Black and famous. She has toned herself down so that…

Wendy has always been a horrible person in my book. Please go somewhere and shut the fuck up forever.