It would be some bullshit if he’s fired for this. It’s been acceptable since forever to label players “cancers” and there are a hell of a lot of more people suffering due to cancer. My sister, grandmother, and grandfather died of cancer, it tore our family apart, and I can separate the metaphorical use of “cancer” in…

It was a Piston’s game. No one was watching. 

I’m not gonna lie, the original Fast & Furious is on syndication this month on Showtime and since my wife has been out of town for work and I have been bored most evenings, I have sat through at least part of it several times. There is something special about the original which has not really been captured in any of…

Even with a clean PPI this is a hard CP. these things were garbage when new. Considering they couldn’t be bothered to replace a bulb for their craigslist ad, I’m wondering what other deferred maintenance there is. 

I hate this so much.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Counterpoint: turning off your stability and traction control completely can be absolutely essential in getting your car unstuck from snow. 

He’s got a career doing Hallmark movies if nothing else. They love a generically attractive male lead who is okay wearing plaid on camera.

Torch is right.

asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more…

If you’re getting that kind of damage on a regular old sedan, you should probably just hand in your driver’s license. I daily-drive a lowered BRZ with a front lip, low profile tires, and aftermarket suspension on Chicago roadways year-round, and don’t have the kinds of problems you’re talking about. Pretty sure if the…

As a Gen Xer, I just want to point out that I was anti-Boomer way before it was cool.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

Set up a few stands at popular tourist destinations around the country, and you’re set for life.

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.