I mean, I’m sure your earnest in sentiment and I’m with you wholeheartedly, but it’s not like you’ve got a ton of other instances to put ahead of this one.

Not to break the poignancy of the moment, but...it’s not like they’ve given you a lot of options.....

Mark this date on your colander!

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

I’m pretty sure more statements need to be qualified by professing how much someone loves hot dogs. I say this as someone who loves hot dogs as much as every other American and anyone who doesn’t love hot dogs simply isn’t American.

The first comment was your basket, the follow-up was your Iverson stepping over Lue

Like some sort of ban?

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

Don’t listen to this guy. I’ll do it for half.

“Orr decided to retire when doctors told him he was at risk of paralysis or even death.”

Look, the guy’s a football player, it’s a little ridiculous to expect him to be able to remember medical advice he was given a year ago.

My car is lavishly equipped with a cd player AND cruise control.

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

Who knew that if I just blocked for a solid thirty of the round’s sixty seconds, they lose rage? Man, you’re a fucken genius.

I just want an option to turn off rage in custom matches / single player. Is that too much to ask?

“fun on PTI”

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

4/10 would not watch again