I hope Isiah gargled.

@AzureTexan: You see, this is why the mustache-finger tattoo is so versatile: when not making post-perfect game photos totally awesome, I'm offering myself free mustache rides.

This is a clue that'll mean a lot to a public radio audience. It is an alliterative phrase.

Getting totally amped was Jim's fear there.

Jardine himself took to Twitter:

@Gourmet Spud: +1

investing money with Nigerian princes.

@AzureTexan: All this scary talk about liberals and pagans makes me want to Dial DePriest for comfort and support.

I think Normy's story was the alternate plot to Cormac McCarthy's The Crossing.

@Steve U: +1

Redact; too derivative.

@Gourmet Spud: It's natural that the gang who never fails would choose the ship that never sinks.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: I'd rather be flogging the dolphin, at . . . whatever their stadium is called this week.

How do we know this isn't part of LawnButler's new viral marketing campaign? I mean, this is the same company with the slogan LawnButler: We'll Crush Your Fucking Nuts.

@Armen Tamzarian: That made me giggle.

CBS told George Atallah, assistant executive director of external affairs for the NFLPA, that they "didn't want to get involved with the labor negotiations."

Some of the most arresting research came when the researchers considered the behavior of Major League Baseball players.

@UweBollocks: I've bilked tens of dollars from local jukeboxes and Buck Hunters utilizing a Fonzi scheme.

The people who should be horrified are the ones being passed by a 4-year old like they're standing still.

Cadillac's keyless ignition systems are neat but the fobs are just not ergonomically friendly.