@David Hume: +1

He's a goal-line poker.

everyone flushes their toilet at once during halftime

@vodkanaut: One of many, many Cinemaxes that, like most cable channels, usually has nothing good on it.

@Telemundo: But Army of Darkness is on TMAXHW.

@Bellwether Johnson: I always saw Coil as more experimental, less industrial; more in the tradition of Throbbing Gristle.

Any other Coil fans?

@Steve U: +1

girl goes through a half box of Kleenex in 4 hours.

A gorgeous piece, but it lacks the name brand cachet of the Renoir. We wouldn't expect the football fans of Pittsburgh to know their Caillebottes from their Guillaumins.

"Finally, someone gets it."

Were there porn stars involved, you ask? Yes. Two

[but] there was truly no sign of this happening

What do you expect from a school that misspells "Phallus" in such a public manner?

Not to be confused with the Phantom Booger often seen roaming the ruins of Cabrini-Green, ever plotting against Evans family.

I'm saving my Hubristic Schadenfreude for when Hubie Brown breaks his hip.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: That there is +1

He may not be limping, but he was in a wheelchair . . . until that old man overpowered him and stole it.

@David Hume: +1

Pukester's on!