Most disturbing porn imaginable? I'd just like to know which NFL player convinced Liza Minnelli it'd be a good idea to share video of her and David Gest's honeymoon.

full-length basketball court emblazoned with the Heat logo.

Sorry, Norm Pattiz, I didn't recognize without your rolled-up program.

Jack Nicholson doesn't need Glenn Frey to tell him there's No Fun Aloud when sitting court side.

You wouldn't think they'd care about his religion so long as he puts the bagel in the basket.

Oh, and he is quite bloody sexist.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That sound you just heard was a collective sigh of relief from Bob Huggins's squad.

Those of you who were bullied in high school PE should probably look away now.

@Steve U:

I knew I had to treat them with respect or find out quickly my reputation could quickly become like Dr. Samuel Mudd.

I have already secured legal counsel from several law firms.

travelling at around 63.4 mph. Roughly.

Perhaps wistful that they never went into football themselves

Mr. Arroyave, what are your thoughts on pizza?

Redact for duplicity.

There Was Ultra-Violence Against Pack Fans At Soldier Field

Rashard and the Real Ben

@Steve U: +1

@Lionel Osbourne: The Fighter. You'll think Christian Bale actually smoked crack in preparation for his role.

@vodkanaut: +1