@TripleStack: A dreaded sunny day, so let's go where we're happy and I meet you at the cemetry gates

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: I third the Dexter comments.

Former Playboy model Izabella Lukomska Pyzalska buys Warta Poznan, a second-tier soccer team in Poland.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

crash isn't nearly as amusing as the awkwardness that follows.

@Can-I-Borrow-A-Feeling: Goddamnit.

16-Page Special Pullout!

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I'm pretty sure Flame n' Go's sister team is Botafogo.

Re the halftime beat off kit, is there anything more heartwarming than when a girl says "Mom, the boys at school aren't paying me any attention," and mom says, "I know just the trick," as clearly happened in picture 7?

@Delonte, Interrupted: Since when, exactly, has Bosh been a "proven winner in the NBA?"

Imagine the head explodage had Vernell Eufaye Coles played in the age of espnW.

Project a$$rape is the title of Roger Goodell's guide to labor dispute resolution.

@Hatey McLife: Now that is quality workmanship.

@Steve U: +1

@Steve U: Nice.

Everyone knows Tawny's favorite video is the one where Chuck Finley gets blindfolded, tied up, and thrown into the back of a van with the word SEX spray painted across it.

I plan on taking in the entire Vegas experience, including marrying a stranger. If you are cute enough . . .

There's no car trouble, or anything?

Slide 7 reminds me, I've really got to get to Glamour Shots before I do anything newsworthy.