Here's our pay structure:

@UweBollocks: +1

@vodkanaut: I just realized your name is vodkanaut. I thought this whole time it was vodkanut. I didn't think I was dyslexic, but I guess you never really know.

I had a good time watching all the videos!

@sweatingmullets: +1 on that 4:10.

Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been An Idiot?

I stand behind what I said.

@Steve U: Excelsior.

GOD IS AGAINST GLORY HOLES

I think I read somewhere that Shawn Bradley had to lose 15 pounds to play the role of Shawn Bradley.

Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Just one preposition change and you've got the stuff religions are made of: Tyreke Evans nailed an honest-to-god game-winner at halfcourt.

The no-call on O.J. Mayo's travel confirms it: this is an honest-to-god NBA highlight.

@Meet the Mess: I wonder what his reaction would have been if there were, oh, I don't know, a few dozen or so other guys who failed at their jobs throughout the course of the fourth quarter. I guess we'll never know.

@bevraj of choice: +1

@ScientificMapp: Kombucha.

Blackfoot students have lessened some of the stigma these victims feel.

@AzureTexan: Nothing liberal application of the digits won't fix.

If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn't be small. That's one of the Ten Commandments.

"Reverse floppy dolphin" also seems weirdly appropriate to describe the awkward post-goal pile-on.