"Rapid Robert" joined the Indians at age 16 for $1 and a baseball autographed by his team.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Talking to ghosts, sure, I buy it, but clearing the "good" name of a bank robber? You lost me.

So that's what Mike Brown got thrown under.

Proof positive that naming your child after the location of conception and current occupation of impregnator is rarely a good idea.

I went hunting and killed some nice deer up there

At The Hive's Brian Ball takes a crack at those documents.

@Prick Top: It is 53 here now. I'm in heaven. I never thought I'd miss the cold, but, here we are.

I'd rather watch him fight than Zab Judah.

Douglas helped a fellow Douglas out.

And that's why I say he's gonna be the greatest mayor this city has ever, ever seen

@starksgotejected: I know. What moron painted "JETS" on what is clearly one aircraft?

they should come to my face

@ArkansasFred: Weird thing not many people know about me is: I drink pickle juice out of the jar a lot

@wyomingcowboyup: Shame Randy Shannon won't be there to underwhelm.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: Nice avatar.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: I am not local. However, I recently had it at a small meat market in Point Reyes Station. I loved it and they have it in Miami.

@MaverickIsAirborne: I think you meant "Convicts vs. Catholics."

If you're wondering what made the Dolphins/Browns contest bearable, it was Anchor Brewing Co.'s Liberty Ale. And no, they don't sponsor me, but I'm open to the concept.

@Now imma throw my gyroball: Contracts II? Seriously? What the fuck don't they cover in Contracts?

@Phintastic: H/T