There are clearly some colleges that can pay more than others.

"you can satisfy any number of naked girl desires"

Upon being pulled over after having four glasses of wine with dinner, officers found him with a mouth full of pennies.

slutty (sleep with whoever has the biggest name in room) girl

@Phintastic: It is a fact, however, that you can make up for lack of rumor and/or innuendo with athlete dong.

Sources told ESPN.com the former teammate is Kenny Rogers

He's going to be even more upset when he finds out Australia subscribes to Iran's Qesas Law form of justice.

Here are some splendid quotes from some of the relevant parties . . .

This sounds like a story from Tim Donaghy's time as a referee for the prison league.

"Dink-hitter" is also what they called Bob Kalsu.

@Always Winning: Cheer during introductions? They usually don't get to their seats until midway through the second quarter.

"I told you people were smoking weed, I figured it out, it's that rock over there . . ."

Joke's on all of you: that man was smoking nothing more than harmless tobacco!

I think they're offering their new drink, the Josh Hamilton, which is a mixture of ginger ale and cocaine reclaimed from a stripper's ass crack, for free.

Please Don't Give This Tiny Ron Washington Cocaine For Halloween

@Lionel Osbourne: Jeanie Buss plugged a book that is sure to be short-listed for the Nobel Prize in Literature and talked about how great it was to see Kobe get that ring "that he always wanted."

If you can believe it, sideline interviews just reached a new low.

@Lionel Osbourne: The last episode was great. I agree with your applause of Don Johnson's casting, and especially regarding Stevie Janowski. He's the reason I've continued watching.

Don't worry Joe, old Steinbrenner is dead, your job's safe.

He just sounds a little down in the dumps. Erase Bright Eyes from his i-pod and he'll be right as rain.