@ArkansasFred: But aren't you interested in what Anquan Boldin brings to the table?

@ZuckercornEsquire: Don't scar those orphans. It lowers their resale value. But you know, as soon as I had to actually remember a Coors Light commercial, all I can think of is that train. And winter time. Or something.

@UkraineNotWeak: Literally every goddamn game has sucked.

@vodkanaut: The Life Alert bath-tub lady has provided better drama. You could be stuck for days . . .

She covers soccer, basketball, and American football.

Randy Moss says he's mad at the team for not giving him a new deal

@Steve U: There is no way Floyd Mayweather said 30 words without a single reference to "Floyd Mayweather."

Convicts at Ohio State

@DirkToberFest: We'll have to wait until San Esteban's annual Christmas party to find out.

Welcome to this week's edition of Ironminds, with Don Zimmer.

Shocking. Jacory Harris goes to class?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: They both had whore mothers.

Inherently American and merit-based

The fight broke out after a rough-around the edges, but naturally and intellectually gifted, wife-beater sporting gentleman embarrassed a student in front of his girlfriend with an extended, extemporaneous dissertation on on the economic philosophy of Dr. Felipe Pazos.

Is the rest of the book like this?

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@MarkKelsosMigraine: MarkKelsosMigraine Foresees His Death

@Phintastic: Journalist Jean-Paul Mulders and historian Marc Vermeeren took saliva samples from 39 of the former German dictator's relatives, including a cousin who was an Austrian farmer named "Norbert H,"

Makes one remember Brady Anderson

hope people will keep an open mind until trial