At 1:27 you think, "man, this kid is all right tricep," and then, BAM, 1:32 hits you like a freight train.

Have you ever had daydreams that you where in some sort of car wreck or a tree hit you in the head so hard that after you got out of the hospital, you had the ability to do something you could not do before? Mine is play guitar. A tree hits me and I can play guitar like Stevie Ray in two weeks.

"Although she is prepared to forgive, she won't ever forget . . ."

@J Money BS: I'm just glad someone else heard it. I was about to un-retire my tinfoil hat.

I think the more immediate concern is the dump truck that's about to back over them.

"Yesterday my precocious calico got herself stuck in a tree , and I couldn't understand the firefighters snickering when I asked them to please get my pussy out of the tree, so I went on the computer . . ."

@Juancho: And a down-to-earth city like Miami would never look down on some place like Akron.

it's akin to you or I reading a Denny's placemat.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Dude, that reminds of this time I went into a record shop, and I asked for Mojo Nixon, and they said, "he don't work here," and I said, "If your store ain't got Mojo Nixon, then let me tell you: it could sure use some fixin.'"

Look how far away it is; that could be any Blackhawk.

So what's the etiquette on picking up midget prostitutes?

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@MarkKelsosMigraine: If he ever stumbles upon The Bad Lieutenant he might actually shoot himself.

I always wondered where Hollywood Montrose stole his look from.

I blame number 82 and his hunched-over shivering pose for sending mixed signals.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: It seems like it would actually be more work to type "shift + 7" than "and," despite the fact less keys are involved.

Good thing for Tiger that Whistling Straits is such a forgiving course.