Skateboarder Frankie Hill, however, took risks on his board and didn’t seem to care who was watching.

He just wanted to find out why the new ball girl was keeping the shoot-around balls in her shirt.

He might not be gay, but that won't help him when the giant praying mantis to his left eats him after mating.

Quick, give her a Baby Ruth before she tears Erica Hill limb from limb!

Though it's been rumored for a year . . .

#4: Los Duques de Itapúa

Kim Jong Il can't believe he allocated 60% of the nation's strategic food reserves for this.

Oh man, I just regained consciousness. Time to put pull up my pants, remove my belt from my throat and see why my boss keeps calling.

She pretty easily put my arm down, removed her shorts and said "You know what you have to do."

FIFA is on the phone, they'd like to know the secret of filling those empty seats.

But to his eternal credit, the Fifa chief also sprang to the defence of the humble trumpet" . . . That is what African and South Africa football is all about - noise, excitement, dancing, shouting and enjoyment," . . .

Jeremy Roenick is a 40-year-old man.

That beer must be piss warm, the cold-activated mountains aren't even blue. That kid needs to spend more time with his real mentor: television.

Shouldn't they be used to losing to the U.S. by now?

What band starts with X?

Last Night's Winner: Strasburger Entrepreneurs

We've played Call of Duty

@ClueHeywood: +1

Has being Deadspin.com's Editor-in-Chief ever directly contributed to you getting laid? By a living woman?

My girlfriend was so confused when I ask her to wear a dirty-blond wig and stencil "FratHouseSports" up her entire right bicep.