DREW MAGARY IS AN INCREDIBLE QUEER

He shouldn't have begun each take awaking from a horrible nightmare.

Some 24-Year Old Guy Is Getting Mike Brown's Calls

This is also the new Rawlings S100 commercial.

And for some reason, he hasn't paid a single penny on it.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +1

You'll recall David Clemmens's repeated, barely legible emails

In the 209 we wax that body hair, son.

@Steve U: +1

The part about losing weight is interesting, but how did you lose Down Syndrome?

I will make the call: Mike Brown definitely not hotter than Megan Fox.

D! Listen. I don't know how thanks you. Lux lounge is a strip bar, if we will go there, I don't know what would be… Thank you so much.! You saved our lifes.

At .30 colonialism twists the knife.

@Hatey McLife: I knew there was a broader sociological explanation for Zydrunas Ilgauskas's necrophilia.

9 & 10 are both outstanding, and 9 gets bonus points for accurately illustrating my feelings toward these things.

@Hatey McLife: +1

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: Shaving? Who said anything about shaving? I'm talking about transmogrification, man.

But the goatee made him appear so close to being threatening and/or ethnic (at least in the client's eyes) that we couldn't hire him. Had to be a clean-shaven white guy

should they already have stars, receive immunity from destarring for an unspecified amount of time.

I'm more confused about the parenthesization of "internet."