that jacuzzi at the other end should be littered with beautiful local men and women

@I Like Cheap Beer: Took me a minute. +1.

Athletic Bilbao celebrated the victory by making out with one another among the shattered bodies of their defeated child enemies.

That polar bear wishes global warming would hurry the fuck up.

Ref Chucks Ball At Walking Orlando Stereotype

"I didn't raise him to smoke pot."

Give the guy a break. He's had a lot of time on his hands since his season ended, oh, about mid-November.

@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: Oh my. +1.

@ArkansasFred: Tickets to Branson, Missouri?

Looks like they let you wear two shirts.

INVENT A ROBOT MAID THAT I CAN LOCK IN MY BASEMENT AND SEXUALLY ABUSE.

@Borg Plimpton: I believe that was my joke.

MLB Civil Rights Game Gets Blacked Out

@Steve U: I agree, especially after his rant after his judge-rape against Juan Diaz. I like Paulie, just his fights . . . brutal. And not brutal like boxing should be.

@Steve U: Did you hear? Max Kellerman wishes "more fuckin' refs would enforce no holding."

I will be half naked.

Just wait until they meet the team who got Barry Zito.

I remember that scene from Mega Man II, where Mega Man crouched outside a 1960's elementary school.

@InSinSeer: Shaker Heights? No way she's in a public library.

@UweBollocks: Just logged in; almost passed out. I have lost all sense of proportion and consequence.