@norbizness: If you go to "settings" on your profile page and check the circle for "Most recent comments first" you'll have to click "earlier discussions." It's a nice change of pace.

You should hire me to edit your next book. Will you hire me to edit your next book?

"Well, I'm thinking about the MUTHAPHUCKKIN HAMACHI TARTARE."

But it's not his fault: he's addicted to the semi-big paycheck.

@ArkansasFred: On this occasion, I did indeed laugh aloud: +1.

Washington Nationals baseball club would like officially go on the record as being against slugging unsuspecting women in the back of the head.

I spend 32 seconds becoming an approved commenter at Truth & Rumours and just like that, it's gone . . .

@Saberhagendaaz: +1

"This drunken bitch, drunk off her ass, is accusing Ben of rape . . . [t]his pisses me off. Women can do this."

The actual way I express myself is commonly known by my associates. If I say to somebody, "Hey, I'm not going to invade Czechoslovakia," everyone knows I mean "You bet your fucking ass I'm invading Czechoslovakia."

@MattinglysSideburns: Vomit is always transcendental if you re-ingest it.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: But don't you find that he can't write a character you like or care about? That was always my problem.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Try White Noise and you'll just get frustrated and angry. But seriously, Mr. Migraine, there are a plethora of enjoyable, readable, contemporary novels out there.

Has anyone ever told you that in this photograph you bear a passing resemblance to David Cross?

do not follow where the path may lead go instead where there is no path, and lead a trail

@Juancho: I do believe I heard someone from that broadcast team say he lost twenty pounds.

@Juancho: Amen. Allah willing.

Let's ask Cleveland fans if they'll trade Lebron James on the bench for four or five games for an NBA title. Can't imagine what they'll say . . .

The right man won

Those c-cups ain't gonna feed themselves!