about whether Ben Roethlisberger did or didn't leave his DNA in some stranger

if you'll all check your law books

"Erotic encounters of the blurred kind."

the Rooneys should say to him, 'Listen, you gotta get married and stay the hell out of the bar.'

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 Greatest Play Ever.

@KOGOD: The first sentence would read A serial Jazzy-mounted butt-slapper has been terrorizing Ball State's campus.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Now we're getting somewhere, but how did English common law up to, and including, July 4, 1776 define it?

@StuckBetweenStations: "Show me where in the Constitution it says that Babe Ruth called his shot."

all you had to see was the legs quivering to know something was going on...."

Cruzan Mango Rum would have been Ally Sheedy's poison had her character been male and if The Breakfast Club was gay porn.

this didnt come from me

You can see Blue Polo calculating the number of lifetime Master's passes he can negotiate for reporting "Wendi" (obvious stripper name) to the Augusta polizei.

@Lionel Osbourne: Oh Jesus, +1.

@Lionel Osbourne: Odd, I'd have suspected kidnapping to be more the province of a crafty knuckle-baller, like Phil Niekro.

Our hero did not live up to the expectations of the role model we saw for our children.

she "told him that she and Tiki were 'just friends,' but nobody bought it."

So Hill's angry antics could be a blessing in disguise.

I want to find out what your thinking was

If anyone needs me, I'll be vetting this weekend's plans with a local cab driver.

@Spielman: Yeah, I get the feeling McGrath has as much desire to "experience" a Strasburg four-seamer as I have to "experience" one of Tiger's ladies.