@Steve U: +1

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I've often thought about this. If I don't check in with my mom by phone once every 1 to 2 months, she gets worried. But here, no one knows who anyone else really is, so if I die or just lose interest its pretty much the same thing. Like, whoa.

with one of the guards asking a woman at the fifth hole, "Are you the stripper?"

Duke Athletic Director Kevin White

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Jean Améry? I thought you committed suicide decades ago.

Are the hashtags goin' the way of the buffalo?

like all newspapers, the Indy Star determines its standards by measuring them against the sticks in its readers' asses.

@Juancho: This made me giggle. The girl also could have made this a straight up quid pro quo 'cause its even money as to who's cup size is larger.

I c u r a tulane grad

The ad implies that eating vegetables will provide a large endowment, yet the astronaut is clearly holding an apple. I hope someone got fired.

I'm more interested in the dead lesbian from whom he stole that fabulously teased hair.

The NCAA is finally getting tough on plagues? The Horned Frogs better watch their step.

@Lionel Osbourne: Good news! It's sunny out! That means . . . hey, wait a minute.

or did Vick bring a terrible fad north with him?

Now he knows how Andrew Jackson felt after the Battle of New Orleans.

John Boehner Chain Smokes

@SteveJeltzFan: Assuming you purchased those cards contemporaneous with their release, you are exactly 33 and 1/2 years old.

Attractive, human, and female? I'm thinking, "it just doesn't get better," but then I read she has sex with him, implying that she's also not dead, and then I'm like "his real life better than the fairy tales mom used to tell me!"

@ScientificMapp: +1. That's from Breakfast of Champions?

@Steve U: +1