Barack Obama Did Not Bail Out His Brother-In-Law At Oregon State

The Marlins just hired him to replace Larry Beinfest as President of Baseball Operations.

The brain irregularity that mysteriously afflicts Larry Merchant during every HBO ppv event has been successfully traced to a fifth of scotch.

I'm going with Big Ben:

. . . going back to the hotel to shower, then getting drunk and going to the clubs. I'm guessing that is how PCB goes for most everyone.

U.S. Airways (Passenger: Veronica Daniels)

@Steve U: Sweet Jesus this guy should sue Grandpa Simpson for stealing his sentence structure.

ANY DICKHEAD, AS ABOVE, CAN WRITE

and the 2 million pageviews

On the one hand, I guess it's kind of cool your grandmother still wears a bikini. On the other, you probably shouldn't have borrowed it for Cancun.

Now Is The Time To Invest In Indian Cricket . . . the auction price for a franchise is now four times what the original teams paid when the league formed

But Tebow didn't just put up big stats ... he put up supremely efficient stats.

a Polynesian gal who worked in our training department (we'll call her Polly; not her real name, but good for giggles)

Yahoo might have $1 million laying around

@Robert_Loblaw: Well, maybe someday you'll want to practice in another jurisdiction!

@skahammer: What you have written is quite true.

@Robert_Loblaw: Words of advice: get to the point; be concise and clear. The board of bar examiners won't appreciate wading through superfluous paragraphs tangentially related to the issue presented. Make their job easy. Spot the issue and address it.

No one should have to make these choices. No one.

you try to figure out where Robert Morris is

A cougars open thread? Expect the unapproved comments to be flooded with more sexts from Tiger's former lovers any second now . . .