@AzureTexan: At least this wasn't a case of wasted or misallocated resources. How else would a franchise located in Miami for 44 years figure out sun=hot?

The Big Boss Man may be gone, but his uniform lives on every time the Hot Cops teach a teenager about the perils of dealing drugs.

Being a Cleveland fan has caused me to consider the enlightened path of Thich Quang Duc.

@SousChefGerard: While shaking his fist in outrage at your comment, Mayweather broke his hand.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It just wasn't the same without Glenn Danzig.

Smits's line was, however, flooded with voicemail from various creditors and process servers requesting the current location of Daly's RV.

Last night's winner: Baby Yao, born in the land of freedom and opportunity.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: It's like Minority Report, you know something bad is going to happen, but where? When? And how can we stop it before it happens?

If Chappaquiddick Island had been privy to the reflective technology employed in those skirts we'd all be referring to "former President Ted Kennedy."

@Phintastic: That's good, 'cause she ain't driving no where for awhile.

Morriss said he's "proud of [his] players for doing that. This was the best team building exercise we have ever done."

Us Americans watching on NBC would certainly know nothing about hometown jingoism that ignores anyone who speaks English as a second language.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1. He makes reading time sad.

As the police move on, in a dismayed voice the man declares that he lives in Vancouver and loves Canada, even though he roots for the U.S. hockey team and just wants to "fly my colours."

@DirkToberFest: Just be thankful you never ate there before implementation health code No. 23, which lays out a policy of, "no rodents, insects, birds or animals."

the Clippers are an abomination of a franchise.

His golf game. He doesn't need help with that other thing.

@Steve U: +1

Traitor, bigamist, bandwagoner, and Favre fan

BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WIZARD.