Kornheiser was asked if he would would mind if Mariotti and a bus occupied the same space at the same point in time.

Get over yourself. Use a loofah . . .

@ArkansasFred: Goddamnit; let's say your comment posted at 12:05:59, and mine posted at 12:07:01, and pretend its in reply to this comment, and everyone's happy!

Thousands of years from now, anthropologists will conclude that Pharaoh Marquis Daniels presided over the most powerful dynasty in Egypt's history and will dedicate their careers to locating his extravagantly appointed yet deadly booby-trapped tomb.

Most effective cross-examination I've seen since Lt. Kaffee got Col. Jessup to admit he ordered the code red.

Plushenko's training regimen was all wrong. Instead of using state-of-the art, inclining treadmills and heart monitors, he should have followed Evan's lead of hacking trees with axes and running up snow-covered mountains.

"Um, yeah, that's what these are . . . promise rings.

. . . who is the plaintiff, Eric Lindros?

Dear Maureen:

@bevraj of choice: +1

[Snowboarding] . . . is convinced we will never understand it.

@bevraj of choice: It also wasn't, as the late Wesley Willis would say, a "harmony joy bus ride."

When a (possibly racist) 67-year-old man wearing an "I AM a motherfucker" t-shirt gives you guff on an Oakland bus, just let it go.

Men's figure skaters. Those dudes get two nights every four years for people to pay attention to them . . .

@Steve U: Drunk? But its a weekday, Steve, a weekday.

So Westminster employs a photo assistant with a squeaky carrot to hold the dog's attention for the crucial seconds required to snap a shot.

@MattinglysSideburns: Imagine my disappointment when I walked all the way to the library to read about the 192 Olympics only to discover it had burned down.

@ArkansasFred: Yeah, it looks like that dog better use its safety word, like now.

Rick Reilly® Escalates Personal War With Canada

@Barry Lutz: Not if Hoops has anything to say about it. +1