@ScientificMapp: +1

"It is possible that she got pregnant by Tiger Woods, but she was involved with a lot of other men too."

@Lionel Osbourne: Wise choice. Now I'm going to make a wise choice and go get drunk.

@Lionel Osbourne: No one lobs a pass like Dino Gallinari.

@Kid Canada: +1 Karate Kid Canada.

In addition to sports, I am also a large literature fan, so as well as Joes Mauer could you also get me a photograph of Philip K.'s Dick? Thank you so much.

She also helped sell the New York Daily News, which put Vonn's bikini photos on their Olympic preview cover yesterday. I think her betrayal has hurt them most of all.

Mr. Bechtel, do you think the Cleveland Cavaliers will win the NBA Championship this year?

@Hatey McLife: Remarkably similar to Jayson Williams' plan to get back into basketball by reinventing the Milwaukee Bucks' mascot as Buckshot-err.

"I thought (Martin) was Italian but somebody said he's Cuban, so we pulled the shirt."

@Weed Against Speed: It's also what a frustrated Encyclopedia Brown innocently proclaimed himself to be after his initial failure to solve The Case of the Disgusting Sneakers.

Later, he ironically referred to his Volkswagen's cracked windshield as "worse than fucking Kristallnacht."

All it takes is some fortuitous timing, a bit of fate, and a bright orange t-shirt.

If I know anything about younger, less successful brothers, we'll all be drinking Steve Beer by month's end.

What do you expect with a liberal chicken in the White House?

It's official: all the good ideas have already been taken.

In case you didn't know who these guys are, the 20 yard high twirling letters will be your guide.

@Beer-Fart: Minimum.

If I'm making all those sacrifices I'm driving an Infiniti. Minimum.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Just one more fix, just one more, and mommy promises to bear this agony straight as an arrow.