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. . . no matter how hip shows like "Glee" may be these days.

Once his teammates see the 89-pound consequence of replacing alcohol with food they'll beg him to start drinking again.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: +1 Lou "The Toe" Groza.

Usually reliable kickers have become chokers

I don't believe she's really Italian. A real Italian would have made one half-assed effort and then just waited for the Germans to finish the job.

@Hatey McLife: The Cilling Fields

But whale ivory and moose antler powder weren't doing the trick.

Montenegro finally discovered the source from which Albania had been siphoning all its electricity.

@Steve U: You have no idea. And neither do I, really, since most of this was relayed via the dying culture of the oral tradition and the unfortunately thriving technology of digital photography.

@Steve U: Bet you didn't pass out at the table. Or break a wine glass. Or spill an entire glass of wine on your shirt. Or negotiate a $450 bottle of wine down to $400 and then celebrate like you did the partners a favor.

@Stev D: Then what's the point?

And in the case of sex addicts, they're required to sign "celibacy contacts" which state that they won't mess around with anyone at the facility—including themselves.

I see he's drinking his post-workout protein and Elin-ordered MPA shake.

Scared Children Still Being Trampled By Angry Sheep, TV News Reports

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The same tactic gave a whole new meaning to her performance of Cheek to Cheek in Alexander's Ragtime Band.

You'll never know that Lisa P was into you.

@FavreFAIL: - New Bills Owner Rachel Phelps.

The 58-year-old Gailey fits the profile set by newly hired general manager Buddy Nix . . .

Most Alabamans were angry because they thought he said "Martin Luther King."