Steve Serby, New York Post: "... uncommon valor and poise ..."

I don't know who threw that jersey into trash can, but I've narrowed it down to someone who isn't Nate Kaeding.

1941 in Euthanizing Johnny Weir Gayness: Einsatzgruppe A

Tila Tequila probably ought to just go out for the evening.

@Lionel Osbourne: So what happened when you impersonated the character?

Generally you'd have to ask Crystal Harris about the Cialis Highlight of the Night.

Nobody talks tougher than Curt Schilling when not under oath.

If Kelly makes a BCS Bowl, even Jesus might let this abortion thing slide.

Looking at that shot of the stadium without reading the post leads one to the mind-blowing conclusion that Jose Offerman manages the Florida Marlins. And that it's July.

@J-No: +1. Don't forget firewater. The guy who banged my prom date better thank that.

John Adams's little rebellion here should surprise no one.

@Hatey McLife: Be more specific.

. . . he came to LSU in 2000 with Saban as the Tigers' recruiting coordinator . . .

Dude, whatever you do, don't picture yourself in a sweaty threesome with Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino.

Do you know where I could find a Texas Longhorns 2010 National Champions shirt?

Meanwhile, the rest of us are rooting for the meteor.

@Steve U: "Punches?" You give Malignaggi way too much credit.

Tom's story was funnier when Banky told it in Chasing Amy.

Federer told French sports daily L'Equipe that he expressed his support, and said Woods' troubles were "instructive."

Can Cleveland fans under the age of 60 borrow your time machine so they might see a championship team in their lifetimes?