@Juancho: Or live past 55.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: You cropped the picture right before the top of her tasteful strapless dress.

@Artie Fufkin: At least Saban almost got knocked out with the Gatorade cooler. That would have been funny, and kind of ironic.

@Artie Fufkin: +1 to that.

@Artie Fufkin: Or is it?

Patriots Workers Stopped In Immigration Sting

I've never seen anything more graceful than Marcell Dareus's spin move at the 15-yard line.

Robbie Alomar Can Only Think Of One Reason He's Not In The Hall Yet

@MopUpReliever: Regarding the first part, no, not really. But that's my fear, rational or not. Also, I have this illogical slippery-slope fear of college football becoming as irrelevant as college basketball. And it all stems from the evil of a playoff system.

@MopUpReliever: "Our whole season's a playoff"

New England had a ton of snow to clear.

. . . Barry P. will be here later to explain any of Brent Musburger's down home expressionism should his meaning elude you.

@Phintastic: ". . .and give him power-of-attorney over your college fund?"

. . .but all roads lead to senile octogenarian . . .

@Juancho: Don't?

@Juancho: I'm confused . . .

@StevieFranchise: Either that or 1 World Trade Center Plaza.

. . . and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods' sexuality . . .

Cardinals manager Tony La Russa threw a wicked curveball in an interview with the Contra Costa Times, saying that if his club is in a tight division race come late August, he might break out a secret weapon for the stretch run: former single-season home run king Mark McGwire.

@BenoitDenizetLewis: And you are being an incredibly good sport. Thank you, sir.