@BenoitDenizetLewis:@UpstateUnderdog: Follow-up: I'm sure he meant College Basketball Invitational. How do you feel about that?

I like college football as is because every week of the regular season is meaningful. And apart from Florida, I haven't seen any other team that deserves to be anywhere near the title game. For some reason, I'd like to know your opinion on a college football playoff.

In the past months, the Regular Guys have seen Fight Club . . .

Lamest Texas feud since Dallas: War of the Ewings.

I haven't seen a football player have this much trouble with a dealership since Jamal Lewis went to prison.

National should just be thankful he wore clothes in their SUV.

@Saberhagendaaz: There's only room for one of them in that town. No, literally; Charlie's attorneys are drafting the application for a variance as I write this.

@FavreFAIL: That's why drinking and driving is illegal, or at least frowned upon, in Alabama, right?

@Blast it, Biggs: In light of Ronnie Van Zant they changed it to Stars Fell Just Outside Alabama.

Former Detroit/MSU receiver Charles Rogers was arrested again, this time for falling asleep in a Mexican restaurant at 3:15 p.m. on Tuesday.

Charles Rogers Just Can't Quit Drinking Himself To Sleep

George Wallace went on record stating this was the worst Alabama tragedy since the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing, although he later retracted, saying he didn't want to diminish the gravity of Alabama's first national title since 1992.

According to deadspin.com, which monitors Web hoaxes

@Hatey McLife: Hey, Ghana! 683 B.C. called, they want their life expectancy back!

Landon Donovan Wants You To Win The Mexican Lottery

Austin is just acknowledging the customs and practices of its large population of Orthodox Jews.

Euclidean Space? I can't wait to see Grady Sizemore generate his first Pythagorean triple of 2010 in 3-D!

@formerly Chief Wahoo: God help me, but so do I.

The Cleveland Browns are not the worst team in the NFL.

@Jews For Purple Jesus: Also works for Chris Brown.