The L.A. County D.A. isn't surprised: "Most poised arrest ever. Took Miranda serious. Never said a word."

I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith.

. . . and could do well in a weaker Pac-10.

@Steve U: My bad. Too much delicious, reality-altering achewater this New Year's Eve.

@Armen Tamzarian: "Queen of the M.A.S.H."

@Steve U: +1

@Steve U: Did you ever notice that when Dan Dierdorf is in deep thought he looks like the lecturing dog in your avatar?

I've got an uncle who improved his draft-position by dressing like my aunt.

So I pay the cover anticipating the "Giant Super Bowl Party" and what do I get? The "International Bowl Two-Drink Minimum Extravaganza."

A disheveled, hungry Mark Mangino will be spotted just outside the safe zone, mouth open, and will break down when he finds out the "Cheddar Explosion" is actually an implosion.

@I Like Cheap Beer: +1 dislocated, well, um . . . you know.

Urban Meyer never met a score he didn't want to run up, and this pansy's dislocated/fractured/amputated arm wasn't about to stand in his way.

@Phintastic: Jefferson Davis shall forthwith dispatch a cavalry battalion under command of Nathan Bedford Forrest to rectify the situation.

Easily the most action Danny Green has seen all year, but if he doesn't work on those dance moves, he'll never make it into Mike Brown's rotation.

@Saberhagendaaz: It may not be good, but its way cheaper.

Hit It

Craig James doesn't have to be jealous of Doug Flutie anymore. Now they both have sons eligible for execution in Texas!

@NJP: Now Chuck agrees (and cowers in the corner).

Eighties Video Skanks Rule

In a utterly fitting tribute to their bizarre incestuous relationship, the New York Jets of New Jersey will play the final football game at Giants Stadium.