@MarkKelsosMigraine: Wouldn't have been possible had Josh Hamilton not taken Nicholas Ogarev more seriously than he did sobriety.

So Tiger didn't have a gash in his face that required him flying to Phoenix for plastic surgery? The more pressing concern for Tiger is that it will require him to retain a divorce attorney.

Don't worry, Tom Knott will be fine. Roosevelt High School's student newspaper is about to get the 4,973rd best writer it's ever had.

When Leach firing was announced in Lubbock courtroom, someone yelled, "Well you're going to have a bunch of empty seats in that stadium!"

. . . if Tiger’s contracts required him to behave in a not-slutty fashion . . .

@David Hume: For proper board control look at the board, not the combined $39,000,000 sitting on your bench.

. . . and is also being counseled by Palmer, a known "skirt-chaser" during his days on Tour.

The Guy In The Rae Carruth Jersey Went On A Beer Run

Well The Pony Express caught word of this and wasn't happy.

Person: Norv Turner, 2007

Charlie Villanueva Tweeted from the locker room at halftime, was predictably fined.

Andrea McNulty can't believe she isn't even mentioned in this article.

Park ranger and crocodile expert Garry Lindner said the behaviour of the men was absurd.

Tapp just needed someone to play Jim Carrey to his Lauren Hutton.

@Steve U: Careful, that's a 5-year penalty.

Little Caesars Still Getting The Hang Of This Sponsorship Thing

"I'm going to read it because he said it was a lot of tips, and the team needs it,'' said Beasley, who tried to rationalize why he never got too deep into the previous books.

Then we'd go back after school and play best-of-seven series that people actually would stick around to watch.

Santana Moss plans on throwing the Redskins piñatas filled with plastic beads and airline-sized bottles of rum in exchange for real property deeds.

Arenas is an idiot. The safest place to store handguns in Washington's locker room is with DeShawn Stevenson, who only hits what he's shooting at 25% of the time.